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An English Santa

I had the pleasure of being Santa Claus for two days, once at Capel manor and the second at Hope for Epilepsy, a charity I am an advisor for.

There was a wide range of responses from the children and adults, I shall share them with you here.

  • Lots of young couples turned up with babies. Clearly showing who the experience was really for.
  • One child screamed I hate you 3 times in a row at me.
  • Five girls asked for unicorns, real unicorns.
  • One boy didn’t want a present.
  • One girl wanted to give half of her presents to a hospital.
  • Three children refused to open their eyes.
  • One boy asked for a fart gun to get revenge on his dad.
  • A christian family told me they thought their son was on Satan’s list. I said don’t worry, he’s a friend of mine.
  • Men need to be asked to be in photos and are surprised they get asked.
  • Not enough people bring their dogs.
  • One woman told me that her and son do not believe in Santa anymore???
  • Three children forgot what they asked for, despite writing it down 5 minutes earlier.
  • One boy forgot his name.

There were a lot more but at present I cannot remember them.

Thanks for reading.

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Santa Claus Beard

I am spending December 2021 growing a Santa Claus Beard for a couple of occasions where I am going to be the big Elf. I quite like but also can’t wait to look my age again. Also I will dye the my hair and beard white.

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