I had the pleasure of being Santa Claus for two days, once at Capel manor and the second at Hope for Epilepsy, a charity I am an advisor for.
There was a wide range of responses from the children and adults, I shall share them with you here.
- Lots of young couples turned up with babies. Clearly showing who the experience was really for.
- One child screamed I hate you 3 times in a row at me.
- Five girls asked for unicorns, real unicorns.
- One boy didn’t want a present.
- One girl wanted to give half of her presents to a hospital.
- Three children refused to open their eyes.
- One boy asked for a fart gun to get revenge on his dad.
- A christian family told me they thought their son was on Satan’s list. I said don’t worry, he’s a friend of mine.
- Men need to be asked to be in photos and are surprised they get asked.
- Not enough people bring their dogs.
- One woman told me that her and son do not believe in Santa anymore???
- Three children forgot what they asked for, despite writing it down 5 minutes earlier.
- One boy forgot his name.
There were a lot more but at present I cannot remember them.
Thanks for reading.
